Alright suckers let's get this squared away right from the get-set.
"Getting Basted", as it was so cleverly coined by myself, consists of filling a turkey baster with some form of concentrated poison, most desirably whiskey, and then using the baster to quickly and efficiently ingest it.
Oh, and before I leave there is one more thing: I'm going to try and pimp out this blog best I can so all of you loyal readers don't have to deal with the lame default layout, but it may take time. The web designer I got to set this thing up for me was a lazy-ass sonuvabitch prick. My bad.
1 comment:
so did he buy the milkshake machine? i'm expecting updates. i hope he makes strawberry ones.
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